I know I'm not impartial. But normally, when you take a picture of Isabel's sweet face, here's what happens: Millions of tiny pixels organize themselves into a work of art. It takes serious skill to make my cutie-pie look anything less than adorable in a picture. And yet the school photographer has managed it.
Oh yes, it's proof. Proof that no one survives Picture Day, not even angels. Now see below, a recent photo that I casually snapped outside Roswell's Bulloch Hall. Guess which one I'll be framing?
In other news...
On the drive home from swim lessons today, we're listening to They Might Be Giants' Here Comes Science. The song is "Photosynthesis."
Lily: What's photosynthesis?
Isabel: Come on, you know what photosynthesis is.
Lily: No I don't.
Isabel (appalled and disgusted): They haven't taught you about plants yet?
I know what she's thinking. What kind of ghetto PreK is Mom sending her to? And now the wheels of Isabel's mind are turning. How do I get the number for DYFS? Surely this qualifies as parental neglect?










